Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

It's so obvious.

As some of my readers know, I was a gifted child. It bothered me a little bit that I wasn’t a genius. I was cured of this niggling doubt partially when I decided that Mensa was a waste of time, and then fully when it was explained to me that although I wasn’t eligible for membership in the Triple Nine Society, I still was in the top 2%. Still, I’m far f…