If you don't use them, you don't know what you don't know.
There are those hoarding toilet paper out of fear these past nine COVID months, and others buying guns for similar panic reasons. I know you are a long-time gun-owner, Mike, but I suspect your need for toilet paper will be greater than your need to defend hearth and home with a firearm. But still you should buy a shotgun. Much cheaper than similar rifles, and much better than a handgun for short-range home defense. Double ought buckshot at close range is a lot of lead downrange at a target. Another gun for your collection. What is the downside? Enjoyed the read and look forward to the next one...
This was like Mencken with a flair for demotic expression. Superb.
You need to upgrade to fiber internet. No more async.